Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me *monologuing*!
Greetings from the wacky and wonderful world of tech support.
I do have this to report: I have purchased a cell phone. I am entirely convinced this phone could take over the world, pilot the Death Star, and maybe even double as a screwdriver or a […]

Holla, Holla, Holla
Yes, I still remember this is here. For the first time (no, really) in this blog’s existence, working and not having time (and being sick) has kept me away. Sorry about that.
I haven’t been up to a whole lot besides being sick and working. I do have my schedule and may I […]

Sitting On The Dock Of The (Training) Bay…
My first day officially on the phones by myself - went well. I got no idiots. Well, I got some goofy people, but nothing really memorable for a story. I have become the Yoda (Anakin? *grins evilly*) of our training class - if anyone has questions and the […]

I’m Already My Own Office Space Joke (Or: I Do Apologize, You Appear To Be Suffering From A Lack of Brainpower - Please Put The Hammer Down)
Training, as it were….is over. Got the certification, a cupcake, and ear pieces for our headsets. Really. Ear pieces and cupcakes.
Top grade in the class. *dances* That means […]

“If It’s To Be, It’s Up To Me”
That up there was the motto of a good man.
My ASI ROTC instructor in high school(we have a SASI and an ASI), Chief Master Sargeant Jerry Conyers, USAF (ret) passed away at the age of 67 recently. He was the ASI when the TX-863 unit opened at […]

Motherfucka, Back Off My Koolaid (Or: Let Me Talk To Your Supervisor)
Sorry about the downtime. I took the Shoppe down so I could cool off. Trust me, if I’d gotten on this thing yesterday, it would have resulted in more people being ripped new ones than a proctologist turned serial killer. In keeping with my […]

Next He’ll Be Telling Us That Pope Guy Is Catholic (or: I’ll Take The Bleeding Obvious for $1000, Alex)
Sugarbear (8:14:26 PM): hehe, i don’t think so
alawf_187 (8:14:36 PM): you’re too modest.
Sugarbear (8:14:45 PM): Josh says the same thing
Sugarbear (8:14:58 PM): he tells me in beautiful all the time, i love it
alawf_187 (8:15:30 PM): *nods* you […]

How’s The View From Sugar Heaven, Biatch? (or: Conceding To The Man)
Good morning, and for the first time in the history of this blog, I am blogging *from* work. Truly, an innovation in excitement. Either that, or I’m really bored as we’ve done next to nothing thus far. Let me listen in on more calls […]