(Tuesday night…as imagined in a wrestling ring…)
JR: King, Obama and McCain are battling it out for the President-Elect title!
It is a fierce race…
King: Obama just won Ohio! My god, McCain is down. Cover, two, kickout! It’s not over yet.
JR: McCain coming back with lefts and rights! Mostly rights, he’s a conservative! Sometimes! TEXAS TO McCain!
King: McCain with the MCSTUNNER! We have a new champion…2, kickout.
JR: Obama gathering steam….OBAMA WON CALIFORNIA! McCain is in bigtime trouble.
(Obama executes the Rock Bottom.)
JR and KING: BARACK BOTTOM!
JR: With GAAAWD AS MY WITNESS, MCCAIN MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF! Cover, two, THREE~! UnBELIEVABLE, KING~!
(DING DING DING DING).
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PRESIDENT ELECT OF AMERICA, BAAAAAAAAARACK OBAMA!
JR: This is historic, King! The first black man to ever, ever hold the title of President!
King: I can’t believe my eyes, JR! What a moment! Who would thought two years ago he would be standing tall as the President of these United States?
(Barack poses on the top rope with the Presidental-Elect title as the crowd goes wild.).
JR: Our congratulations to Barack Obama, but McCain gave him one hell of a fight.
King: Indeed, JR, no shame in losing this fight.
Heh…the crazy areas my mind will go to. Congrats to Obama. Time to see if he’s up to the promises he made to us….
Comment by Heather (Ori)
2 January 9, 2009, 9:26 pm o'clock |
Where, of where, are you Rob???? I miss you!
Comment by Ingrid's Little Angel
1 November 5, 2008, 7:25 am o'clock |
The first black American to hold the presidency… And he was where when it came time for gay rights?
How about you, Rosie O’Donnell? Hey, you got yours. Fuck us poor, unknown people, right?
Where the fuck were you, Madonna? Oh, yes. Riding Alex “Only batting .133″ Rodriguez.
Part of me wants to be relieved Obama win…
The rest of me wants to say FUCK YOU, BARAK OBAMA, for ignoring the gay community during your entire motherfucking campaign, because “It’s too risky!”. Nevermind the fact one of Jerry’s Kids could’ve beaten McCain and Alaskan Barbie between their incompetence, and eight years of Bush’s incompetence. There was nothing to risk, you idiot! But, hey. Give a shoutout to us AFTER you win. See the results of the ballot initiatives in Florida, Arizona and “liberal” California? TOO FUCKING LATE!
And if I go out tomorrow and get terrorized by the fucking Californian rednecks, I am going to blame you, Barack Obama, along with those turncoat gay icons who are happy to take our money but don’t care to be there for us when we need them. You could’ve taken us along for the ride. Instead, you stepped on our backs along the way to the top.
McCain last night. But did we WIN?!!?!?!
“The greatest crime against a person is to take away their freedom.” - Ingrid
Fuck your ass, Rosie. Go fuck yourself, Madonna, and your goddamed He-Man muscles. Thanks for supporting us the way we have supported you.
And Barack? The jury’s out on your ass, “Messiah”.
Thanks for flipping us all us “faggots” and “dykes” again, corporate Democrats.